Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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Oh Jesus.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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