what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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