That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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