Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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