Pants 0. Shit 1.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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