Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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