whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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