there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
