Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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