is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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