ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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