Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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