It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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