At least make sure they are 18
Why
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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