ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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