Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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