Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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