Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
