I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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