Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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