she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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