Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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