Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
