Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
now i know why i became what i already was.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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