Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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