I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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