we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
