How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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