My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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