What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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