I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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