I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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