no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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