She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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