none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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