Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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