I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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