Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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