The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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