Apparently you make a good broom.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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