Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
A+ Viking dick
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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