okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The Olympian is in my bed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
