Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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