What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Randomize
