Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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