But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Tell her she can't have a vagina
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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