Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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