i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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