4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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