when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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